Things they say

M: daddy what's your favorite car brand? 

Z:  hmm well I like Chevrolet and Hyundai  because I drive one and Audi.

M: (laughs hysterically) like an outie belly button!?

L: Weilly are you a bad guy or a good guy? 

R: I'm always a good guy Logan!

Me: Logan do you want to go to preschool next year? 

L: No I want to go to threeschool.

C: you know every time (a boy at school) sits on the rug he toots.  He just can't help it.

M: I've been wearing the same socks for about a week and a half.   Wanna smell 'em?

M:  Charlie had a good remembery

C: it's not bless you.  It's bless shoe.  Shoe.

L:  mom dont worry about Legos so much cause they're just Legos

L:  Connor you know what?  I like talking to you.

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Welcome to another round of crazy things my boys' say...

C:  You can't talk during silent reading.  You can breathe though.

(at lunch)

L:  Yuck mommy I smell that salad. 

      (and another time)  Don't sit next to me I don't like your food.  (I was eating a banana)

C:  So a little girl in Connor's class wants him to meet her mom. His answer was I just don't think I can do it.

Me:  I spy something yellow.
L:  Is it blue?

L:  I helped Jake fight the evil emperor Zurg and killed him.  Kachow!

(While playing guess the movie game)

Reilly:  Is it real ppl or animated?
M:  It's laminated.

C:  I know cause its in my brain.  My brain tells me everything.

C:  Did you know H has four girlfriends?

L:  Aye aye master mommy.

L:  Angels we have heard on hive.

L:  George doesn't wear underwear he's just naked booty.

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C while watching fievel goes West: wait,  that is a house?  A teapot is a house?

L: mommy I not a big boy I little I can't be a big boy cause I not big

M after Nana said something was tasty:  Everything is tasty because everything has a taste.

L:  After I be a grown up can I drink grown up lemonade (aka the mike's he sees me drink sometimes)

M: Daddy there's a really big spider downstairs

Z: Then go kill it
M: But do you know how big it is!?

M: So what is Pluto called now
Me: ummmm its a dwarf something but I'm not sure.
C: Well why don't you just cask and ask those guys?
Me: What guys?
C: You know the 5,4,3,2,1 guys!

C: Can we get a special drink at the store too?
Me: (totally kidding) No you can never get anything special again!
M: Well we already have something special.
Me: (again totally kidding) Me!?
M: well yeah
Insert me trying not to cry.   Sweet words from my biggest baby!

Deb: Are Micah and Connor your best friends?
L: No they're mean friends cause they put me in jail.

Listening to Micah or Connor convince logan of something in order to maintain the peace.  Much like trying to make sure Bruce Banner doesn't get upset.

L: But I are big to do dat

Connor: High fly ball deep left field and its a Slam Gram!!

L:  Daddy get me some unge (orange) juice.

Z:  Get you some orange juice what?

L:  unge juice (confused)

Z:  Orange juice what?

L:  It's unge juice.  Its unge. (very confused)

Z:  Orange juice what?

L:  It's a DRINK Daddy!!

Z:  But what do you say?

L:  Daddy can you get me some unge juice pwease?

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Sharing another fun edition of the things the boys say.   Crazy,  sweet or funny, they are all things we want to remember.

L:   "no I two" anytime he hears someone say the word to, too or two no matter what the context.

C:  I don't like kisses.   Only when I get married am I going to have a kiss.

Me:  Connor we forgot to take your cough medicine.  
C: "I don't need it.   My cough left and went in someone else's belly"

Me: micah do you know what a honeymoon is? 
M: yeah its a fieldtrip you go on after you get married.

Micah's What if scenarios.  From what if Evan Gattis hits a homerun right now to what if he went to a store and they just told him he could get everything without paying to what if he read a whole book in like five seconds.   He LOVES making up stuff.

C to L:  You didn't go because you were in Mama's belly. Was that fun in mama's belly?
L: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

C as M was working on a rubiks cube:  Daddy God can definitely do that puzzle cause he does miracles.

C:  When I'm 100 I won't even be able to fit in a car! (Because obviously you never stop growing)

L: (out of absolutely no where) Daddy birds have wings.  I don't have wings.

C: (during an after Curious George  when they do the real ppl parts) That is gross, I don't want to clean a GIRL'S tree house.

C: is not twenTy, it's twinnie.

L: every time it thunders... "is that goliath!?"

Me: I think Logan is the only one who could play football.  I bet he'd like to tackle people.
M in response: (belly laughing) yes! That was a good sentence!

L: while riding his bike "look how going fast I are"

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One day I was at Leslie's and noticed a jar on her counter full of index cards.  She said that she had started keeping track of all the funny things and mess ups that her kids say which I found brilliant because I could not stop laughing while looking through them and know that my boys said the same kinds of things.  

Zach put a cool note taker app on my phone so I've been keeping up with most of the funny/interesting/ridiculous things that come out of our blonde boys' mouths.

M:  I didn't eat my clementine because I already had a fruit in my lunch... cheese.   Well it's not a fruit but it was healthy so I didn't need another healthy thing.

C:  This spaghetti is good.   Ha ha I mean pasketti.  (When he thought seriously thought spaghetti was wrong)

L:  while playing spy with Connor,  Logan ran in the room and yelled "mama I sneak on you" which made his big brother not so happy.

L: "puppy" jacket is his puffy jacket

M:  Micah and I had a very hilarious "Who's On First" type of conversation when I told him we were watching Beethoven for movie night.  It had me in tears!  I don't want to type out the whole thing but at one point during it he said "I just don't want to watch a movie about a dog that writes music"

L:  me- sorry Charlie 

     logan- I not Charlie I logi bear

M: praying.   Dear Lord Thank you that the seahawks won.  Help the broncos to not be sad.

C: mama tell me all the reason that you love me. After I gave him a list of lots of different things I can think of he said I can't tell you all the things I love about you because I would have to talk all day and all night and all day and all night and all day and all night.

M: "mama pretend you're a boy?"   Then he proceeded to ask me a baseball question.

C: Sin is fun.   Daddy said**.  But you know what's really bad?  Telling god no.  I'll never say that cause I love       God but you know who doesn't love God?   Cheetahs.

       **To clarify, Zach didn't exactly say sin was fun.  During one of their devotionals Micah asked why people would sin and he was explaining that sometimes sin can be something that seems fun.  His example was them playing outside and then one of us coming to tell them it's time to come inside but instead of listening you keep playing because it is fun.

C:  When Daisy dies can we get a dog that runs around and does stuff?

L:  While spotting a hold in his khakis he said "my pants broke"

L:  let's play Oh spot (I spy)

L: (while watching a pig on Curious George) mama I don't eat mud, I eat popcorns.

M: If a baby drove a car it would not do a good job